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Braaptopia Radio
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Braaptopia RadioNo budget. Surprisingly functional.
Hang out and chill for a bit.
Listen to the full station, strip it down to Music + Liners, or take over the board and try your hand at being a Braaptopia Radio DJ.
Now Playing
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BRAAPTOPIA RADIOSTANDBY CART
STANDBY
Braaptopia Radio
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Next Up
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STATION CLOCKWAITING IN SLOT
NEXT
Station clock
Queued on the world's cheapest cart deck
Program Left PEAK
-20-10-7-5-30+3
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Program Right PEAK
-20-10-7-5-30+3
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32-Band Totally Necessary Spectrum AnalyzerWAITING FOR AUDIO
602501K4K16K Hz
Want the keys? Open the DJ booth, load real station carts, build your own clock, then put your set on the air.
The tower is up, transmission line is completed. Still no budget and lots of duct tape was used. Have any zip ties we could borrow?

Cart Library

Build your own station clock from the same five cart pools Braaptopia Radio uses.

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Loading the cart room…

Request Line

Because apparently this station now takes calls from the public. Nobody said management made good choices around here. Braaaaaaaap!

Caller
Line is quiet.
Probably suspicious. Definitely underqualified.
Wants
Ring the line and somebody will demand a song.
Requests get loaded into the DJ queue instead of directly detonating the live clock.
No callers yet. Which is probably for the best.

Station Power & Emergency Actions

Important measurements gathered by highly questionable instrumentation and worse judgement.

Transmitter
0%
Modulation
0%
BRAAP
0%
Legal Exposure
0%
Ground Gremlin
0%
0alleged listeners
0carts in DJ stack
OFFlight show condition
STUDIOscreen damage mode
POWER STATUS: LUDICROUSFORWARD POWER: COMMITTING
TOWER STATUS: UNNECESSARILY READYCOURTESY WHOOMPH AVAILABLE ON REQUEST
ENGINEERING NOTE: That knob was fine until somebody improved it.CURRENT EXCUSE: blaming the exciter until morale improves.

Station Emergency Action Panel

Big buttons. Terrible judgement. Professionally handled consequences.

Listener Map

Totally legitimate live audience surveillance.

Tuning in…
Waiting for people with questionable taste.
RF Audience TelemetrySCAN LOCKED
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Triangulating people who should probably be doing something else.
Station Liability ForecastUNDERWRITER CALM
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LEGAL DESKCurrent operation remains technically defensible.

Studio Cam

A completely fake security camera, which somehow makes this more believable.

Braaptopia Radio studio camera
CAM 01 • MAIN STUDIO--:--:--
MAIN STUDIO LIVE
Operator pretending this is under control.
CAM CONTROLAUTO • wandering through station evidence
SOURCE: PROBABLY OUR CAMERA.

Station Operations

Real radio muscle wrapped around trackside folding-table decision-making.

Maintenance Talkback

WELDER: needs more top.
They never wreck the mix. They wreck the take.

Generator Program Director

ALL-BANGER HOUR
Weather is cancelled. It's fine.

Engineering Pager

ENGINEERING IDLEProbably the same person as studio.

Illegal Audio Engineering

No one who has worked in radio has escaped the urge to touch a knob they should not touch.

Processing Rack

Rack confidence nominal. Audio already suspiciously professional.
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